WTF.

Why does my ramote control have a button labelled "magic" on it?
Actually, "MAGIC". It's on capitals.

WHAT. This is crazy awesome. I think I have found my way to Hogwarts.

At last.

When I have finished this long essay, I'm going to press it. It is my motivation (I need it. I'm researching Plath).

Watch out, Sexual Severus Snape.

Watch. Out.

rowwr!